THE SUN, THAT BASTION of proper journalism, has published a breathless report on a 36-year-old English model who, thinking she would need to shave several years off her age to secure an American modeling contract, embarked on a scheme to gin up identity documents that showed she was eight years younger than she actually was. Unfortunately for the model in question, the plan unraveled when she submitted her visa application to the U.S. embassy in London. Someone at the embassy did

Mara Mac Bikini Fashion Show in Rio de Janeiro, Part IThursday, July 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch Ow! Hit up the official Mara Mac website for more info on the goods. Read the rest of this Bastardly entry ?Related in a Bastardly way: The 2006 Bastardly Hooters Girls Bikini Pageant: Heat D The Socialite Sex Trade: Kelly Slater, Gisele Bundchen & Leo DiCraps The Bastardly Weekend Minute With... Vida Guerra on the Bikini Catwalk! The Bastardly Midnight Snack: The Lovel

Hey! ORLANDO SENTINEL! We?re lookin? at you. Over here. C?mere. We got somethin? we wanna ask you. So we?ve been lookin? at your new print design and your obsession with Chris Duhon (hint: any free-agent search that peaks with Chris Duhon probably wasn?t run by Marshal Samuel Gerard) and we noticed you now have a feature we frankly did not expect from a major metropolitan daily in these United States: You?re doing WAGs, ORLANDO SENTINEL? In the sports section? Really? Here we?re

The exact quote from GQ Magazine was ?Gisele Gets Sacked : A sexy video and more photos of the most perfect woman of the planet?. Really now? Sure she?s hot, sexy and gorgeous. But Most Perfect Woman? Why? Watch the ?sexy video? below that?s turning the GQ crew?s brain into mush. FYI, Most Perfect Woman does not exist. Unless of course your criteria for the title involves a woman hooking up with a Superbowl loser who left his ex-fiancee while 7 months pregnant with their son. Ye

From Crossbow?s blog: What is smart attire? To some it may be clothes that tell you when they are mismatched, or that figure out how to conform to your body type or inform you that these clothing articles do not belong on your body unless you look like Gisele Bundchen. Smart attire like that would soon get rid of the numerous ?What not to wear? blogs and shows we watch, but unfortunately, that is not what we are talking about today. Smart Attire is the next generation of attire tha

Here?s Ashley Tisdale in a bikini while vacationing in Hawaii. I like to consider Ashley the poor man?s version of Ashlee Simpson, which isn?t really saying much, but there is an annoying similarity to the both of them. Yes, they both have no talent, they both have had their faces rearranged, they both have decent-looking bodies, except Simpson?s boobs are bigger and of course they share the same name! Anyway, I know some of you guys get off to the girls of High School Musical, s

Shoebunny spotted Victoria Silvstedt in Roberto Cavalli sandals. These are the same snake sandals Shoebunny already spotted on Jessica Simpson a long time ago. This style is called ?L4007? and features leather and satin straps holding a metal snake, leather sole and a fine 4? heel. Also see Victoria in Gucci sandals, in Jimmy Choo sandals, and in Sergio Rossi sandals. Other celebs wearing Roberto Cavalli shoes include Kate Moss (thong sandals), Gisele Bundchen (thong sandals), C

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The only way to make a Volkswagen truck disappear without using a magic wand. (Robotzilla) David Beckham has fish breath. Insert Posh vagina joke here. (Holy Moly) Angelina Jolie?s doctor to give a press conference this afternoon. (Celebitchy) Kylie Minogue gets a royal honor! (NZ Herald) Megan Fox makes a huge diva demand on the set of the new Transformers movie. (CelebNewsWire) The hair extension that fell out of Kate Moss? hair on the red carpet can be all yours! (Celebrit

The only way to make a Volkswagen truck disappear without using a magic wand. (Robotzilla) David Beckham has fish breath. Insert Posh vagina joke here. (Holy Moly) Angelina Jolie?s doctor to give a press conference this afternoon. (Celebitchy) Kylie Minogue gets a royal honor! (NZ Herald) Megan Fox makes a huge diva demand on the set of the new Transformers movie. (CelebNewsWire) The hair extension that fell out of Kate Moss? hair on the red carpet can be all yours! (Celebrit

These action packed Volkswagen ads made their debut this past weekend in her native Brazil. The former Victoria?s Secret supermodel (Gisele Bundchen) pocketed $2.5 million while Sylvester Stallone was only paid $800,000. In the videos the Volkswagen Gol driven by Gisele who speaks in her native Portuguese to pitch the Gol, is trying to outrun helicopters, hellfire missiles and military lookingHumvees. Video Commercial 1 - Action Packed with Hellfire Rockets & Hummers

Gisele Bundchen and Sylvester Stallone starred in the latest Volkswagen commercial for their Gol G5. The commercial cost $5 Million to make, and was directed by Brazilian Andrucha Waddington. Why did it cost so much? The most overpaid model in the world, Gisele Bundchen, was paid $2.5 million. Sylvester Stallone was paid $800,000. The worst part is ? the commercial isn?t even that great. ? Copyright HollywoodGrind.com 2006-2008. All Rights Reserved. Related posts: Sylvester S